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Thursday, November 22, 2007

Hilary Duff in Tight Jeans

Hilary is really nice in those jeans. It is fit perfectly for her. She is much way sexier than Kim Kardashian.

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Anonymous said...

I have been hearing rumors where she will be doing a movie where she plays a college student touring Latin America, helping the poor and runs across a gredy oil exec who exploits the locals.So she gets the idea of catching him skinny dipping and U -Tubes it all over the world.Oopps!I don't want to get sued for spilling the beans on future movie roles.
Evo Morales is one Latin American leader who has expressed ineterest in shooting in Bolivia.You folks should write the Bolivian embassy in Washinton, DC, and see what they thnk.

tungcheehwa said...

Kim Kardashian???If I were going to get U-Tubed naked taking a bath, I would prefer Hilary Duff!Why?She has a much more mysterious aura.She has NEVER been in Playboy like Kim Kardashian.However, I do think that we should all take a survey through embassy row and ask them what they think.Would it be more funny to have Hilary Duff U-Tube a greedy oil exec completely naked or Kim Kardashian?Maybe it would be funnier if you included some Bollywood stars?Do a Bend It Like Beckham sequel with Parminder Nagra and Hilary and Haylie Duff as team captains.With the executive pay that people like Richard Grasso make, I think the movie would be a smash comedy.If they tantilize a greedy oil exec in tight jeans, it would be even funnier!The oil exec should be played by somebody who looks like one of Dick Cheney's friends...Maybe do the nude scene in the Cayman Islands?

Anonymous said...

I had dinner with a Nicaraguan diplomat at the Cosmos restaurant in Washington, DC. He told me in confidence that Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez has developed an unusual obsession with Hilary Duff and that Hugo Chavez is pressuring other OPEC nations to raise oil prices to all-time highs in order to impress Hilary Duff and Jennifer Aniston as well.

Anonymous said...

I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THE ABOVE POSTING.HUGO CHAVEZ HAS BEEN HAVING MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES FOR SOME TIME.IN 2006, HE WAS SECRETLY COMMUNICATIONG WITH KIM JONG IL OF NORTH KOREA, INCITING HIM TO LAUNCH MISSILES AND TEST NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN ORDER TO GET THE ATTENTION OF BUFFY AND SABRINA.WHEN JIMMY CARTER VISITED CUBA IN 2002, THEN-PRESIDENT FIDEL CASTRO HAD TO TELL CARTER IN SECRET THAT HUGO CHAVEZ WAS OBSESSED WITH JODIE FOSTER AND THAT CARTER SHOULD INFORM NANCY REAGAN TO BE VERY CAREFUL WITH HUGO CHAVEZ...DANIEL ORTEGA IS ALSO AWARE OF THIS PROBLEM.

rigoleto22 said...

I think Justin Franks MD as well as Jerrold Post do extensive psychological analysis of foreign leaders like Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong Il as well as our fearless leader George W. Bush- a fellow Texan like Hilary Duff.
I wonder what they would think about Hugo's strange obsessions?

Anonymous said...

If you need to ask what they think, then you don't know that people like Dr. Franky and Jerry Postal(worker) are all about money and public notice of their "analysis".Although, I do agree with Dr. Franky's book about George W. Bush:He is delusional and sadistic.I wonder what he thnks of Dick Cheney?

Anonymous said...

Maybe they can do a nude scene where Hilary and Haylie Duff catch one of Dick Cheney's friends skinny dipping naked while he is exploiting some poor Indian village where they are doing a benift concert?Atal Behari Vajpayee could do a cameo appearence in the movie.Mishal Husain can play herself broadcasting the nudity on BBC News...Dick Cheney's friend would then lose billions in hedge fund fees because of the BBC broadcast...

tungcheehwa said...

I wonder if some of Dick Cheney's pals have something to do with the price of oil and Hugo Chavez having mental problems, obsessed with female celebrities? Google Mugabe aide clashes with reporter.I have heard rumors that
Hugo Chavez was behind that. One of Robert Mubae's bodyguards threatened to "blast" Ian Pannel "right now". Then George Charamba attacked the BBC reporter...Hugo Chavez wants to impress celebrity women with his intrigue and political acumen. Fidel Castro later called Robert Mugabe on the phone to tell him about Hugo Chavez and his obsessions. Robert Mugabe was taken aback and thinks that Dick Cheney and his oil friends, along with British Petroleum, are using CIA mind control techniques to keep Hugo Chavez off balance and raise oil prices.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does Hilary have a Texas ass?Every attractive woman I have ever met from Texas seems to have a well-endowed ass.I'm not complaining.I think Hilary's ass is nice to look at.Iv'e seen Haylie's ass in tight jeans,too.They both have nice asses, TexASS or otherwise.

rigoleto22 said...

It is a well- balanced ass with a pocket on each cheek and flavorful stitching that goes up and down what presumably is the natural crack of her ass.She looks like she is in a bad mood in the pictures?Maybe her agent told her to get in tight jeans and let photographers take pictures of her ass?I would think her accountant also thought it would be a good idea.If she invested her money in stocks and bonds, she can pay her capital gains taxes by just standing around in tight jeans at an airport while they click photos of her butt.Her butt will definitely sell more albums or something?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she enjoys spankings?I am an independent woman who wears the pants in the thresome relationship I have with my live-in boyfriend and girlfreinds.It's actually starting to become foursome.The women in our relationship call the shots and run the show.Butttttt when it comes to spankings for fun...my boyfriend is a lot of fun in the sack because of this.She is probably too young to appreciate a fun spanking followed by a hot tongue.

Anonymous said...

i'm a woman in my 30s and im now just starting to enjoy anilingus and cunnilingus.when i was hilary's age i was shy and uncomfortable with the whole process.younger men just want to get in and out too.they don't take the tiem to enjoy their lunch like older more mature guys.whoever u are above me ---foursome---ur a lucky gal.i assume that all bisexual women luv ~~~~~~~~~lingus????????as well as funny spankkings across the ass

Anonymous said...

This is disgusting.That part of a woman's anatomy is full of bacteria.UGH!

Anonymous said...

This is a very disturbing development with regards to Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez.I have been hearing rumors told to me by Nicaraguan diplomats that Fidel and Raul Castro had to call this Dr. Justin Fanks and inform him that Hugo Chavez has become very despondent over falling oil prices.Apparently he was hoping oil prices would reach $200 per barrel by the end of the summer so he could grab the attention of Judy Greer.He spends hours every day looking at naked pictures of Judy Greer--even in meetings with his military officials.
Now Hugo Chavez is hoping of provoking the United States into a military confrontation with the purpose of fomenting some type of Bay of Pigs type of US invasion so he can get Judy Greer's attention.

rigoleto22 said...

Re:A woman's anatomy and bacteria.
Most of my education is in math and physics so I am not an expert.However, I have heard that the human mouth is filthy in terms of germs.It's better to get bit by a dog than a fellow human being in some cases?Couples love to kiss , French or otherwise.Yogurt is a bacteria colony?Yet a lot of people think it is delicious?So what is the big deal about a "hot tongue" and lots of ~~~~~lingus, doggy style or otherwise.?

tungcheehwa said...

I wonder if that Justin Frankfurter Franks guy pays his taxes?

Anonymous said...

Yo FRANKY!!!It's Very Important for u2 Pay ur taxeS!!!

Anonymous said...

It is interesting that somebody mentioned Mishal Hussain of the BBC broadcasting nudes.There are rumors being spread on the net that she loves taking pictures of naked men and that she loves to watch male models posing nude in life drawing classes in secret.If the rumors are false, I have no idea who would spread such malicious gossip.

tungcheehwa said...

Hilary Duff should play a role in a movie where she is an aspiring female photographer for Playgirl.Daniel Ortega can use the tourist revenue and would most likely make all sorts of beaches available for the movie.

Anonymous said...

Hilary and Haylie Duff have been making way too many wholesome films.It's about time they break out into a Benny Hill-type comedy where they get roles as Playgirl photographers or professional extortionists---they catch one of Dick Cheney's oil buddies buck naked before an M&A deal...

rigoleto22 said...
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Anonymous said...

Hugo Chavez is having some very disturbing psychological problems.He intends to recreate some type of October of 62 crises with the Russian and American navies due to his despondent feelings over slumping oil prices and his lack of approval from Judy Greer and Hilary and Haylie Duff.Hashemi Rafsanjani recently had a video conference in secret in the Situation Room after contacting Oliver North...Apparently Hugo Chavez told Rafsanjani that he would love to catch Judy Greer's attention by recreating an incident in October of 62 where a US Navy ship was dropping depth charges on a Soviet submarine that was armed with nuclear tipped missiles...Hugo Chavez has been floating this idea with other OPEC leaders who were aghast when hearing of such a scenario.Hugo continues to watch scenes from Das Boot and Eyes Wide Shut where Nicole Kidman sits on a toilet.He noticed that there is a toilet in the background of Judy Greer's shower/nude scene.Apprently Das Boot had some rather scattological humor that Hugo Chavez is obsessed with...I think Hugo Chavez may be suffering from too much work?

Anonymous said...

That incident happened on October 27 of 62.The Soviet sub thought war had broken out and almost launched the nuclear missiles.Hugo Chavez has had an ongoing obsession with many Hollywood women and instead of following them around or contacting them he tries to get their attention by fomenting and inciting global conflicts.He has plans to escalate the tensions in Kashmir and Jammu to get the attention of not only Hilary and Haylie Duff but Parminder Nagra and the wife of that bend it guy who makes zillions as a scoccer player.He has an ongoing obsession with bollywood women as well...

rigoleto22 said...

Now I know why there are rumors of involving Atal Behari Vajpayee in a nude scene and having Mishal Husain broadcast the nude scene.She lived in Pakistan?They say it is very embarassing to get seen naked by Mishal Husain ...I think Hugo Chavez is not doing very well.He should take a vacation or something

Anonymous said...

I work for the BBC and Mishal Husain saw me naked on a camping trip while I was showering .It was horrifically embarassing.She laughed and giigled hard when she saw me naked.Every time we bump into each other in the BBC offices she strips me naked up and down with her eyes and shows me her wry smile.It's horrible!I think the Venezeulen government might have a mole planted inside the BBC?That is probably where Hugo Chavez gets his twisted ideas?

Anonymous said...

I also work for the BBC and this poor devil has nooooo idea that Mishal Husain is going behind his back and showing naked pictures of a fellow BBC employee in the shower.She has also shown those naked pictures to Elizabeth Vargas and Norah O'Donnell.Mishal Husain has a wicked sense of humor.nobody knows the real Mishal Husain.

tungcheehwa said...

The George HW Bush intelligence center at CIA developed a way to electronically alter people's voices sot hey sound like somebody else's voice.thye made sure that some of Venezuela's best spies got to overHEAR a convesrsation between Jennifer Aniston and Buffy that she and Sabrina were having a lesbian love affair and that Jennifer aniston loved cunnilingus and anilingus with women and men...Hugo Chavez heard the intercept and has been behind some of the agitation in Greece so he can impress Jennifer Aniston...Venezuelan and Cuban intelligence agents informed Hashemi Rafsanjani about Hugo Chavez wanting to foment a confrontation between Greece and turkey so Hugo chavez can get the attention he craves form Jennifer Aniston...Hashemi Rafsanjani had to contact Oliver North again and set up an ultra-secret video conference in the situation room with members of the National Security Council...Hugo Chavez is getting out of control...it looks like Langley has botched one up again...

rigoleto22 said...

Hugo chavez is also using his PRC --People's Republic of China --conatcts to try and foment problems in Zimbabwe and the Democratic Republic of Congo...
Jennifer aniston donated money to Obama...so he wants to stir up problems in Africa so he will get her attention...hugo chavez should consider taking an adminitrative leave of absence so he can recover his mental health...

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Hugo Chavez had anything to do with Dubya getting an ugly-ass shoe thrown at him in Iraq? It happened while Raul Castro was in Venezuela.


Hilary Duff does seem to have a very flavorful crack along her ass in tight jeans though...
Thanx Hilary, you ass is cute!

Anonymous said...

I work for the National Security Agency.We have a tap on Oliie North's line.It appears that Hugo Chavez is inciting robert Mugabe to deploy the Zimbabwean navy to tackle somalia's piracy problems.He is deperate to impress Hilary and Haylie duff as well as Halle Berry...he told Fidel Catsro on secure line:"Esa morena tiene tremendo culo!"He seems to be oblivious to the fact that Zimbabwe is landlocked?
Hugo Chavez has also been caught on our taps inciting the Pakistani navy and Chinese submarine fleets to bait the Indian navy after what happened in Mumbai.

Anonymous said...

Today is both Hu Jintao's and Wen Ho Lee's birthday.It would be a good time for the People's Liberation Army Navy to bait the Indian navy so Hugo Chavez can impress Jodie Foster as well as Hilary and Haylie Duff.
By the way, isn't Haylie Duff jealous that her ass is not hot enough?

Anonymous said...

Things are going from bad to worse with Hugo Chavez...he now has crush Darjit Daliwal of World Focus and wants to get her attention by incitingt he Tamil Tigers to attck India's navy...He keeps thinking that Zimbabwean naval intelligence will also get her attention by creting a international incident int he Gulf of Aiden and cut off a lot of the world's oil supply...Fidel Castro had to call Oliver North in secret about this danegrous escalation...

tungcheehwa said...

Fidel Catro has been following daljit daliwals' career for a while because George Tenet wanted to send senator richard Shelby a message about how Goerge Tenet feels about Shelby.thye have a hsitory of bad blood between them.Brad Pitt was not happy with Jennifer ansiton and certain issues regarding their intimate life together.she is a little toooo much on the musky scent side hwen it comes to sex--espacially cunnilingus and anilingus---so the NSA picked up acll between Fidel Castro and Al Pacino, an old friend of Fidel and Raul Castro, how Al Pacinio had tuna sandwiches and escargo and chjeese with Brad Pitt..they then smoked too much hash and Bradd Pitt startde to open up about Jennifer Aniston...Castro had been in contact with a lot of hostile nations that very day so he was red hot on the NSA's intercepts..Al Pacino had to meet with a secret panel and give testimony about the phone conversation he had with Fidel and Raul Castro.Shelby looked at the transcripts and saw that Jennifer aniston was half Greek..He KNEW Tenet was behind it and that it was aimed at him...Richard Shelby is fuming over those NSA intercepts

rigoleto22 said...

Tungcheehwa forgot to mention that daljit daliwal has an inside-watergate-type-source that knows about an alleged Central Intelligencve Agency plot to ensare Hugo Chavez to try and asssassinate Luis Posada Carriles as soon as he leaves American soil...Hugo Chavez thinks that will impress Judy Greer.Hugo Chavez also had plans to take Posada Carriles into custody in Venezulea and use enhanced interrogation by infesting his pubic hair with lice.
Hugo Chavez was aslo trying to impress Jennifer Aniston when he caused a row with Vicente Fox, insulting him in mid november of 2005:No te metas conmigo, caballero!!!
Vicente Fox was furious over those comments.Daljit Daliwal claimed that Katty Kay of the BBC was sexually aroued by what Hugo Cahvez was doing in order to get Hugo Chavez to act out...I wonder who might be behind all that?Exxon Mobil?chevron?Shell?Conoco Philips????

Anonymous said...

George Charamba, a rep of Robert Mugabe's administartion has made secret conatcs with Venezuelan diplomats stationed in Harare, Zimbabwe...he claims to have secret NSA logs stating that Elizabeth Vargas of ABC NEWS is sexually frustrated so Hugo Chavez will try to provoke the american navy near Puerto Rico...apparently her father was int he US military and he is Puerto Rican.Hugo Chavez is convinced it will attract her attention...i do not know if Fidel Castro might be behind this sinsiter plot...Hugo Chavez stepped up his antics of obntaining Hilary duff's sexual attention when she perforemd at Ford's theater for George W. Bush a few years ago...

Anonymous said...

THAT PERFORMANCE BY HILARY DUFF FOR DUBYA AT FORD'S THEATER IS WHY HUGO CHAVEZ LAUNCHED INTO A TIRADE AND A LITANY OF INSULTS AT GEORGE W BUSH. GOOGLE "HUGO CHAVEZ DONKEY" AND U WILL SEE WHAT I MEAN...I THNK HE RECITED THOSE INSULTS IN APRIL OF 2006.HE CALLED GEORGE W BUSH A DONKEY AND A DRUNKARD AS WELL AS AN IGNORAMUS, JUST TO MENTION A FEW OF THOSE INSULTS.HUGO CHVEZ WAS ALSO HOPING TO GET THE ATTENTION OF ELIZABETH VARGAS SINCE SHE HAD JUST INTERVIEWED DUBYA AT THE WHITE WHOUSE AND WAS PREGANANT. HE LOVES THE IDEA OF STEALING ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE WITH HIS POLITCAL SAVVY AND INTRIGUE...HUGO CHAVEZ HAS NOT BEEN DOING WELL IN THE HEAD FOR QUITE SOME TIME.I THINK HE HAS EXPRESSED INETEREST IN WATCHING A LESBIAN LOVE FEST WITH ELIZABETH VARGAS AND KATE SNOW....KATE SNOW HAS DARK PUBIC HAIR--LOOK AT THE COLOR OF HER ROOTS AND EYEBROWS--AND THAT TURNS HUGO ON...THERE ARE PEOPLE WITHIN THE AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY THAT FEED HIM RUMORS ABOUT KATE SNOW AND ELIZABETH VARGAS HAVING BI-SEXUAL/LESBIAN INCLINATIONS JUST TO GET HUGO CHAVEZ GOING...

rigoleto22 said...

that obsession with peroxide blondes with dark roots and pubic hair is part of the Central Intelligence Agency's los angeles field office.iran is langley's #1 spy target in la as well as china.hugo chavez has ties to both and they are sending hugo chavez subliminal message through michelle tuzee of abc 7 eyewitness news..i just noticed this the other day when they were making a big deal about high definition tv. u can see the dark roots in michelle tuzee's hair--thus she has dark pubic hair---her eyebrows are not very bushy but u can tell they also have dark roots...hugo chavez acts out when he sees women that sexually arouse him so he tries to gain there attention by fomenting problems throughout the world--either directly or indirectly--venezuelan and cuban agents of raul and fidel castro are in league with an esoteric network within the american intelligence communtiy that is running all sorts of black ops---valerie plame also has the same marketing startegy. she has very dark pubic hair if u look at her eyebrows. there are rumors circulating on the net that she has lesbian fantasies...hugo chavez is so out of it that he has no clue he is being used...notice that southern california is oil country...

tungcheehwa said...

i know of several people in china town in la that have access to nsa intercepts they are sure michelle tuzee has very dark and very thick pubic hair.michelle tuzee's husband was caught commenting about his wife's unwillingness to shave because he prefers his lunch to be naked rather than natural.michelle tuzee is very passionate about not shaving her pubic hair.
the latest revelations that the nsa was listening in on private intimate conersations is only the very tip of a huge iceberg.

Anonymous said...

Hugo Chavez has been reported to be unusually obsessed with red pubic hair.He noticed pictures of Nicole Kidman nude with reddish pubes and has an ongoing obsession.Apparently red pubes are not common in Venezuela and he had no idea that red-headed women had red pubes.He then got to see Julianne Moore's red beaver in a movie scene and has not been able to do most anything in private.He spends inordinate ammounts of time looking at enhanced images of these red pube movie scenes.He also has enhanced photos of Samantha Power, Jan Crawford Greenburg and Diane Swonk...the German ambassador to Venezuela was summoned in secret by Hugo Chavez and questioned at length about whether former German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder dyes his pubic hair as well as the hair on his scalp.The German ambassodor was dumbfouned by Hugo Chavez and his pubic hair inquisition.He was in a total state of shock and had a secret phone conversation with Hashemi Rafsanjani as well as Daniel Ortega, who are very concerned about the mental health decline of Hugo Chavez.

tungcheehwa said...

Fidel and Raul Castro had an ultra-secret video conference with several key members of the National Security Coucil about Hugo Chavez and his quest to get attention by provoking the US Navy into showdown with the Russian fleets that visit the Caribbean.
Fidel and Raul Castro agreed to tell Hugo Chavez that Samantha Power has photos of herself wearing low-cut dress on the backside---it is similar to the one Lori Singer wore in semi-nude scene in a movie where she showed a clear shot of the crack of her ass.The Castro brothers would tell Hugo Chavez about the crack of Samantha Power's ass so that Hugo Chavez can start making contacts so the NSA can connect the dots to see if some terrorist organization or rogue network may be using mind experiments to get Hugo Chavez to act out with Hollywood women.
Hugo Chavez spends hours every day conatacting all sorts of sources of information for the Venezuelan government.The NSA follows.Hugo Chavez spends all day thinking about the crack of Samantha Power's ass and her red pubes.It is a very dicey situation with Hugo Chavez.Everbody is very concerned about his mental stability.

Anonymous said...

things are now going from bad to worse with hugo chavez..he has gon einto a deep depression in private after winning the vote in venezuela
so he can rule indefinitely...he is suffering from an alexander effect.fidel castro called him insecret to tell him that jodie foster was sunbathing naked on roof top not far from where hugo chvez has an office...he climbed on to the balcony to see jodie foster buck naked like he has in the movies.suddenly he slipped and smashed his balls on the balcony.the balcony aslo had rusty nails and he got a nail stuck in his scrotum and another one in his ass...reports say that hugo chavez was screaming like a banchi when he got his breath back and noticed he had two nails stuck in hisd nuts as well as his ass.
there are aslo rumors gouing aroundf that hugo chvez may hacve tipped off federal agnts inside the justice department about the stanfod ponzi scheme that is unraveling in the news. stanford is from houston and hilary duff is aslo form houston.hugo chavez thought that he could get hiallry duff's attention that way.
he is aslo considering selling crude above OPEC quotas so he can get the attention of judy greer and jennifer aniston.apprently raul castro told him that jennifer aniston and judy greer both drive suvs and that it would impress them very much.

tungcheehwa said...

Oliver North recently had a private lunch with an old chinese contact regarding the venezuelan oil relationsip with beijing.oliver north was trying to persuade the chinese government in trying to see the depths' of hugo chavez's mental health decline the chinese official said that for the record "the People's Republic of China steadfastly refuses to involve itself- in any way- in the internal affairs of another country
however, many high-ranking chinese officials were gravely concerned about just how mentally debilated hugo chavez had become and how venezuelan agents aover the globe have been secretly asking the Chinese Ministry of Sate Security for rather starnge information like the sexual habits of Samantha powers and diane swonk as well as secual oreintations of various free tibet female hollywood celebrities
severl People's Liberation army Navy admirals were also very concerned about the Hugo Chavez wanting to orchestrate a collision inthe mid atlantic between a french and british naval submarine becaus ehugo chvez wants to knwo just how blonde katty kay is with regards to her pubic hair.hugo chavez thought that a nuclear collison would attract her attention...The PRC is also very concerned about this spiraling out of control

Anonymous said...

that collision between the French and british navy involvesdd nuclear submarines...hugo chAVEZ KNOWS THAT zIMBABWEAN PRESIDENT Robert Mugabe has all sorts of nude pictures of both Valerie Plame and Katty Kay.Katty Kay used to model nude for ambassdor Joseph Wilson, Valerie Plam'es husband, when he was tationed in Africa.Katty Kay also slept with Joseph Wilson on occasion...although Joseph Wilson wants women to shaver or at least trim their pubic hair while having sex.Robert Mugabe has all sorts of nudeso fKatty Kay both shaved and fully fluffy.however, her pubic hair is soo blonde that from afar it looks as if she shaves off all her pubes.Valerie Plame also has quite a few3 naked picturrs but she has a very dark and thick beaver...Both women though have that ring of pubic hair that surrounds the anus comming out of the vaginal area.It crates a #8 in that part of a woman's anatomy...Hugo Chavez is going wild tyrying to coax Robert Mugabe into letting hik m vierw the naked pictures that ambassDOR jOSEPH WILSON took of both Valerie Plame and Katty kay...He often writes in code on the huffington post abouyt the nude photos he has taken of women while stationed in africa as a diplomat and a free-lance asset of the Central Intelligence Agency
google joseph wilson huffington post or valerie plame huffington post to try and decipher the encrypted messages

rigoleto22 said...

Last night, Martha Raddatz of ABC News filed a disturbing report about Kim Jong Il wanting to shoot a missile to bait the American Navy.Hugo Chavez has been secretlty instigating Kim Jong Il to send a missile over Jpanaese and South Korean airspace as he has done in the past.He had both the West Coast of the US and New Delhi in his range.Hugo Chavez thinks that will get the attention of his Bollywood AND Hollywood heart throbs...He has been telling Kim Jong Il in secret phone coversations that California first lady Maria Shriver and Melissa Fleming of the IAEA are behind a plot to put naked pictures of the ailing North Korean dictator on the net.Hugo Chavez is convinced that such provocations will get Kim Jong Il to act out and provoke the American Pacific fleet into action.

Anonymous said...

Hugo Chavez is now losing his bearings by looking at all sorts of stills and photos of Bettany Hughs.He had notr realized just how weel endowed she is.She has amazing cleavage on her breast and one hell of an ass, according to translated NSA intercepts:"Esa inglesa tiene trmendo par de mameyes y un culo ricisimo..Cono!"...he supposedly commented to Daniel Ortega.The Nicaraguan regime also has soem problems because some brigand for hire who has some type of links to the Sandinistas is apparently feeding the LA consulate of Nicaragua with all sorts of Hollywood rumors.NSA thinks that Langley has something to do with it, but neither Leon Panetta nor Michael Hayden would give NSA a clear answer.Richard Shelby continues to demand answers for some of the things that have been picked up by NSA going back a decade.He knows George Tenet set him up for something.There are quite few Brits in Santa Monica and the LA area so Bettany Hughs and her ass and tits are circulating through Moro Bay wher NSA has asafe house.Bettany Hughs has a rich head of hair and it appears the hair between her legs is just as lush and even thicker and darker.Hugo Chavez is going crazy trying to find out if anybody in th UK has naked pictures of her.Bettany Hughs is also reported to have large nipples , which drive Hugo Chavez crazy as well.

tungcheehwa said...

It is rather interesting that Hugo Cahvez would be aroused by these women.Raul Castro has been instigating hugo chavez by tellling hinm that Katty Kay is a good example of an English wife and Bettany Hughs is a perfect example of the classical English brunette.She woukd make a great mistress for some British industrialist or a soldier for hire lined to the Sandinistas.If you want and Irish l(ASS), i would say that Samantha Power would fill the gap between and English wife and an English mistress.samnahta Power has red fire and pubes between those legs.there are fotos of her in a I-sit-on-your-face-type of pose...hugo chavez has lost his mind thinking he is some type of latin american hugh heffner--although i have to say playboy has gotten into the disgusting habit of pictruing women without pubic hair.playboy should be boycatted by anybody who loves wild and wolly beavers--hugo chavez will do almost nayhting to grab their attention, including anorth korean taepo dong missile in pearl harbor or anchorage alaska
hugo chavez is hoping for another bay of pigs type of confrontation a lot of people who are menbers of OPEC are very concerned about waht raul and fidel castro are doing in instigating hugo chavez...

rigoleto22 said...

fidel and raul catsro are also pointing OUT to hugo chavez that samnantha power has freckles because the sundlight marks her skin with freckles .freckles are rare in venezuela so he spends hours looking at high resoutuioon images of her.he is convicned that robert mugabe of zimbabwe has naked pictures of her and he is dying to see if she has freckles on her nippples and ass cheeks... daniel ortega has been telling him in secret that samantha power likes to sunbathe topless wearing g-string bikini in her backyard so her ass cheeks are full of freckles as well as her breast..hugo chavez can not stop obsesssing about her skin and red pubic hair. he spends hours fantasizing about rubbing sun tan lotion on her bare ass cheeks and masaaging her bare breasted. robert mugabe has noooo idea that daniel ortgea,as well fidel and raul castro are secretly instigating hugo chavez .there are rumors that george tenet who has links to phovoltaics might be behind some of this... richard shelby is convinced of this because secret NSA intercepts have caught hugo chavez referring to richard shelby as an ignorant hick.hugo chavez said it in english so it seems as if somebody in the american intelligence community is also feeding him secret info...

Anonymous said...

i think samantha power may be having asecret lesbian love affair with suze orman?katty kay is definitel;y having a secret affair that her husband set up so he can date playmates.her husband is bored with kartty kay and he introduced her to a an iran contra type of brigand that is linked to his law firm they have lots of hot sex and she gets nice and juicy cunnilingus and anilingus from him...bettany hughs is alos involved in a biseual lesbian realtionship with elizabeth vargas of abc news--but i think that katty kay shares her iran contra lover once in a while so he gets a foursome--three women and one man
i hope i am not posting soemhting that could becoem libelous of constitute slander

Anonymous said...

let's get back to the topic about nhialry duff in tight jeans plzzzzz...the reason she does not look very happy in these picturs is probably femmnine itch.i a woman so i would know.she is always in front of some camera so when feminine itch arises she can't relieve herself.i think she just wants the cameras to go away or a ladies room where she can find relief.

tungcheehwa said...

Hugo Chavez is slipping into a dangerous psychological state where he is losing touch with the dangers of global confrontation.Venezulean agenst were planted in the strait of Hormuz recently and they somehow managed to get a Zimbawean navy river boat in front of the US navy ship that recently rammed a nuclear sub..The american captain noticed a foreign flagged vessel and could not recopgnizer the flag of Zimbabwe...when he finally did he was in a state of total confusion he also managed to see the the Zambabwean navy crew pulled down their pants and mooned tha american skipper.Hugo Chavez was behind this incident because he thought it would instantly grab the attention of Hilary Duff being a nuclear sub involved.Hugo Chavez thinks that this sort of behavior will impress hollywood and bollywood starlets and that he will be hailed apolitcal and military genius if an international incident of nuclear proportions takes place in the strit of Hormuz or off the coast of somalia.it would send world oil prices through the roof over night and Judy Greer as well as Parminder Nagra would take notice of his geopolitical acumen.Hugo Chavez has been spiraling out of control with some type of Alexander syndrome depression since he was elected top govern without term limits...Fidel and Raul Castro have been having daily contacts with the National Security Council regarding these dangerous escapades.smantha Power is furious that it ould involve her red pubic hair and the freckles on her breastas well as her ass cheeks.She has to deal with this issue on a daily basis and thinks that George Tenet may know the origins of some of Hugo Chavez's psychological problems.

rigoleto22 said...

Smantha Power also is livid that some how the photo of her sitting down was sent as subliminal "I-sit on-your-face-69" message to Hugo Chavez.Philipa Thomas did an interview yesterday where the same sublinal message was sent.The camera man showed her sitting don with the huge face of George Washington in the backdrop.George Charmab and Patrick Chinamasa of the Mugabe regime have been spreading rumors that she is having a torrid love affair with soem brigand for hire that the Sanddinistas have used as an information broker.This same briagnd for hire has been rumored to have an affair with california first lady Maria Shriver.Apparently Latine men love huge butts on women and Maria Shriver has the kind of butt hat Latin men love to have for lunch.The classic California girls ass of the beach botys is much tighter and leaner but Maria Shriver's ass ha sthe perfect dimisions arnold doesn't care becaus ehe loves to grab women by the breast as he has doen in numerous interviews with female journalilsts.thye have all slept with arnold Scharzenegger but they try to pry him off when they are on company business
Hugo Chavez soemhow thinks he has been invited to this swingers club and he keeps anticipating and invitationInstead he has been fomenting problems throughout the world to catch the attention of women he finds sexually desirable.This has lead to an lamost nculear disiter between a Frwench and British submarine as wellas an American ship hitting one of it's own subs.I think if the French and British nuclear sub incident he used the Bolivian navy with the same subterfuge neither the British ot French nevies could belive their eyes when they saw a Bolivian flag on the high seas.Evo Morales strenuoulsy denied that he had any foreknowledge of this incident He ha salso had secret video conferrences with Samantha Power regarding Hugo Chavez and his strange obsession with red pubic hair.He has been in constant conatct with the Nicaraguan embassy in Caracas trying to find out if Maria Shriver has a thick and furry beaver since she has such a huge mop of hair on her head.Daniel Ortega has been relaying these inquiries tot he CIA station in Managua because he thinks Hugo Chavez needs a vacation.Hugo Chavez has also seent he topless pictures of Maria Shriver when she was younger and has made several inappropriate comments about how nice her nipples look directly to Nicaraguan diplomats in the company of the German and Austrian ambassadors so that it would get back to Arnold.

Anonymous said...

Maria Shriver and Caroline Kennedy are just like their male relatives from the last generation of Kennedys.JFK and RFK sahred the same mistress, Norma Jean Baker, now they want to be liberated women so they are sharing the same Sandinista-connected brigand.they take turns sleeping with him in secret and loaning him out to their girlfriends.
Fidel and Raul Castro know about this but remain silent as to how they know.It is not a good idea to cross Caroline Kennedy.she is hot Irish l(ASS) who erupts like a vocano if you cross her.
Fidel Catro already had A NEAR MISS IN THE 60S WHEN THEIR WAS AN ACIVE cia/mAFIA PLOT TO GET RID OF HIM hE TOLD gEORGE cHARAMBA thethe CIA had a robotic drone insect that would bite him on the leg so the blood would go directly yo his heart and he would drop dead.The insect malfunctioned and bit him on the testicles instead.He was in bed for days naked from the waist down with his legs sprwead far apart because his balls had swollen to the size of grapefruits...Fidel Castro had to cover his nuts whenever he talked toi his generals and security personnel.He has told Daniel Ortega thatif he weere to out caroline Kenndy and Mari Shriver's paramour he would be doomed for sure.Raul Castro is alsdo very leary of antagonizing the Kennedy Irish l(ASS) women.
Hugo Chvez is out of the loop as to w how torrid of an affair both women are having with the same bandolero...

Anonymous said...

that is an interesting observation about dago men and big butts.maria shriver and caroline kennedy certainly fall into the big juicy butt criteria if u google some images of samantha power u will notice she is also getting a big butt.with freckles on her breast and ass cheeks she would drive some latin men wild with desire...

however, i have to say that what Hugo Chavez has been doing is very disturbing to say the least.he seems to be very emotionally unstable.i wonder who would have the fiendish idea of egging him on and so that he can foment and ecsaclate cirses all over the globe?

tungcheehwa said...

i just got off the phone with Luis Posada Carriles.He told me that when he was in custody Fidel Catro called him in secret to tell him the there was cooperation with his regime and the American oil indiutry.Fidel and Raul Castro informed Posada Carriles that the oil indsutry would attempt to plant subliminal messages for Venezuelan agents to feed Hugo Chavez hoping it would get himn to act out in some way that that would psike oil prices higher and higher.Kim Jong Il is about to launch a missile that could have a range deep into the continental US, according to an NSC briefing that included Samantha Power.Hugo Chavez has been secretly inciting the North Korean and Chinese regimes to esclalte tensions to grab the attention of both Bollywood and Hollywood women.there is aTexas Loosey's in Torrance California whwre Exxon/ Mobil has a refinery.Hugo Chavez noticed that the model they used has aPlayboy bunny type of ears as well as a furry tail attached to her ass.It insinuates cunnilingus from behind as well as anilingus.Hugo Chavez is spending inordinate amounts of time chatting with the North Korean military while staring at this photo...He can't seem to put is down and is aslos in secret communication with the Bolivian and Zimbabawean navies hoping to cath the US Navy by surprise yet again as he did in the Strait of Hormuz.Hugo Chavez has been doing worse since he won that election to rule indefinitely...

rigoleto22 said...

Hugo Chavez has gone toooo far.North Korean and Chinese cyber spies are no doubt following these postings.If you log on to CBSNEWS for April 1 you will notice that North Korean Radio referred to American spy planes as "brigandish"...this has to do with the brigand for hire that is linked to the Sandinistas and Daniel Ortega.This brigand is having a "brigandish" romance with some sexually frustrated women and Kim Jong Il is jealous?I think Fidel and Raul Castro may have a hand in this?
I am sure that the Cuban regime of Raul and Fidel Castro are behind the rumors that Maria Shriver and Melissa Flemming put Kim jong Il up naked on the net as part of some psychological warfare campaign run by the Central Intelligence Agency...yet another plot gone awry--just like the robotic insect that tried to poison Fidel Castro and bit him on his testicles instead...I am pretty sure that neither Maria Shriver nor Caroline Kennedey get a lot of attention paid to their asses by either of their husbands...I think Mohamed El Baradei told Hashemi Rafsanjani that Melissa Flemming does not get a lot of "ass-attention" by her husband when they have sex.Melissa Flemming is also known to be curious about sex with other women..Hugo Chavez goes wild when married women get sexually curious about that type of swinger lifestyle.Fidel and Raul Castro are secretly cooperating with American oil interests because there might be a huge oil field off the shores of Cuba.
I must also comment that BOTH Maria Shriver and Caroline Kennedy do have that "Latin-Ass" look that drive dagos wild in the sack...
I think Evo Morales is also aware of this website and it's contents?

Anonymous said...

hugo chavez and his latin ass obsession have samantha power fuming.fidel and raul catsro have told hugo chavez that the brigand for hire the Sandinistas use is also sleeping with jan crawford greenburg and diane swonk in some red-headed hot threesomes. fidel castro told him this lucky fellow loves to have them both for lunch and compare the red furry beavers...castro told hugo chavez that sometimes this brigand has red pubic hair stuck in his nose and when u get up close u notice a pubic hair from diane swonk or jan crawford breenburg?who knows which woman it comes from...?hugo chavez is green with envy and wants to know who this brigand is but raul and fidel castro tell him to keep a lid on the sexual rumors...
samantha power thinks that george tenet may be indeed behind the phone calls that raul and fidel castro place to hugo chavez.she thinks it serves tenet's arcane interests but can't figure out why.
now danile ortega is phoning hugo chavez and telling him this brigand also gets blonde pubic hair from phillipa thomas and katty kay stuck in his nose as well it is not noticeable until u see some reddish or blondish hair sticking out of a nostril.phillip athomas and katty kay have both had bouts with not wanting to shave their beavers and letting their beavers get nice and furry...

Anonymous said...

hugo chavez and his latin ass obsession have samantha power fuming.fidel and raul catsro have told hugo chavez that the brigand for hire the Sandinistas use is also sleeping with jan crawford greenburg and diane swonk in some red-headed hot threesomes. fidel castro told him this lucky fellow loves to have them both for lunch and compare the red furry beavers...castro told hugo chavez that sometimes this brigand has red pubic hair stuck in his nose and when u get up close u notice a pubic hair from diane swonk or jan crawford breenburg?who knows which woman it comes from...?hugo chavez is green with envy and wants to know who this brigand is but raul and fidel castro tell him to keep a lid on the sexual rumors...
samantha power thinks that george tenet may be indeed behind the phone calls that raul and fidel castro place to hugo chavez.she thinks it serves tenet's arcane interests but can't figure out why.
now danile ortega is phoning hugo chavez and telling him this brigand also gets blonde pubic hair from phillipa thomas and katty kay stuck in his nose as well it is not noticeable until u see some reddish or blondish hair sticking out of a nostril.phillip athomas and katty kay have both had bouts with not wanting to shave their beavers and letting their beavers get nice and furry...

Anonymous said...

hugo chavez recently got pix of carol leifer --the cover of her book has an ASS-shot ---it is presumably carol leifer's ass.she is crossing her fingers.if u do a google image search of anilingus u will see an artistic depiction of lesbian lovers, wher one woman is eating out her lesbian lover from behind this is the picture that hugo chavez gave obama at the meeting btween the two...it was tucked inside the book and had a fake signature of carol leifer and her lesbian wife
obama was seen sternly lecturing hugo chavez. this was actually a serious conversation trying to reassure hugo chavez that leone panetta's mafia friends do not want to harm hugo chavez...fidel and raul castro have been inciting hugo chavez with yet another cia/mafia plot to assassinate him.
obama had to make his conversation as serious as possible because hugo chavez has been told that they are plotting to poison him with laughing gas leone panetta thought it was a hilarious form of assassination...

Anonymous said...

there are rumors that carol leifer and sarah plain had somehting going in secret.srah plain loves having her nipples sucked on gently by other women while she get fingered from behind.that usually requires a threesome.
srah palin also has the frustration of gop women and the gop's abstinence from promoting bisexual relationships between women.she wears dark rimmed glasses to make it clear that she has a very thick and dark beaver that is nice a juicy for lunch...
hilary duff should consider sleeping with olde rwomen like srah palin or amanda martin brock of the enron scandal.

tungcheehwa said...

there are also rumors that sarah palin and rush limbaugh got it on few times but rush limbaugh did not like dealing with her butt nuggets.it is very cold in alaska so she probably skips taking a shower now and then.

rigoleto22 said...

rush limbo head limbaugh is part of the conservative idiotology crowd. he did not like sarah palin in bed because billy graham told him it was not kosher or halal to eat lunch in bed or to do anyhting but close your eyes in the dark and do it missionary style as quickly as possible and get it over with.
i had girlfriend once who was dating a future minsiter. she had NEVER though of having a man's tongue go anywhere near her clitoris.
people like rush limbaugh do not have any appreciation of how sweet a scent women can have.he probably wanted her to shower just before so he would not be aware that she was a real live woman with pheremones.it is far more exciting when they skip a shower or two and have had a work out...it is more rugged and natural that way.besides women in alaska are knwon for having quite a sweet scent and a very thick beaver.sarah palin should be no different.those lumberjack and exxon mobil men love to have tunalingus for lunch

Anonymous said...

i think yahoo answers has resolved question about men smelling a woman's smelly butt when having sex
it is very normal and common for men to enjoy a woman's natural pheremones during sex
however, this is another issue where the conservative right remains out of touch with reality...
furthermore, anytthing sexual that brings about satsifaction and pleasure seems to be anathema.i am party of a quintet --one man and four women---polygynous relationship in volving one estermely wealthy heterosexual man and four bisexual lesbian women...our man tha we share loves the variety he has in bed.we love the way he takes care of us financially and that we get to stay bisexual/lesbian as well...
srah plain is obviously anal and she probably has a lot of inhibitions that she needs to work through with another woman...

Anonymous said...

what a coincidence! i just looked at the yahoo question you're talking about
do men really like to smell a woman's smelly butt...?
the perosn who answered "yes, mine does...."
her name is sarah
it does not elaborate if it is THE sarah palin...
that commander in chief series abc ran in 2005--2006 had ad that looked just like the bally's las vegas ad whre the show girl is in a fishnet thong...u can fill in the blanks
i think somebody has been spreading "sarah plain has a smelly butt" rumors for quite some time
do a google image search of dana perino and you will get a picture of her with the date october 19, 2007 white daily
i looked through some of the white house events of that day.a lot of activity about FISH!i would ASSume dana perino is in the same predicament with her husband and/or boy(girl)friends?

tungcheehwa said...

I think Tiffany Granath has already explored this female sexual syndrome.sarah Palin lives in place where women can skip of showering , and where women are not very plentiful.Therefore, I am not surprised that she has developed a liking of snouting.He husband may not have the same taste of snouting her?I think Cindy McCain may also be one of those who enjoys a good snout?I have heard rumors about wife-swapping in 08!DC makes the Hollywood swinger parties look rated G sometimes.

rigoleto22 said...

Philip Agee had commented that the outing of Valerie Plame was dirty politics.The La Times later ran a comment about Ambassador Joseph Wilson being and "asshole and his wife works for the CIA"
I guess Valerie Plame got snOUTed as well?There are rumors that Philip Agee is still alive and hiding out in Latin America somewhere.
Cindy McCain said that Obama's campaign was the dirtiest ever!
I think the word dirty is some kind of code for these Hollywood/DC snouting circles.
Both cindy McCain and Valerie Plame as well as Dana Perino have that snouted look of brownish blonde hair and thick hairy pubes...The White House seems to have access to the NSA intercepts that got Hugo Chavez going.Google search Dana Perino images and the fish will pop up in code.This is only available to the 54/12 Group.I guess dubya and dick Cheney thought itn would be a good idea to tell Hugo Chavez in code that dana Perino's husband is tired of the snOUTing and the tunalingus that goes with it?
Philip Agee, where are you?We know you're alive and well somewhere enjoying the hell out of all this.Come on Philip Agee, who is Sundance?Give us a hint!

Anonymous said...

there are rumors now on facebook about maria shriver and caroline kenndey sharing the same sanddinista-connected bandido.
hugo chavez is being fed info by fidel and raul castro as well evo morales and daniel ortega...hugo chavez has developed and unusual obsession with silvio berlusconi is is in the process of emulating the italian head of state...
there are more rumors floating around that the regime of robert mugabe in zimbabwe is playing a tangential role.
abcnews today has a story about americnas on the run hiding out in cuba.philip agee is reputed to be hiding somewhere in latin america due to off shore oil finds near cuba. philip agee made a deal with the castro bros. and the cia and fsb to stay out of sight for good in undisclosed loacations in latin america so that chevron and exxon mobil might be able to strike an oil deal with the castro bros.(the george hw bush intel center at cia hqs has oil interests in the american intelligence commnunity.)
hugo chavez is aware of this but will not spill the beans because the castro bros. continue to fill him in with female hollywood and bollywood gossip.

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His Excellency Omar Butthole Bongo From the Congo said...

Hugo Chavez is not doing very well. If you google Samantha Power Nigerian Times you will get an updated version of just how bad his mental state has become.
Ever since Julian Moore did a nude scene in the movie Short Cuts where she shows her natural red beaver, Hugo Chavez has been preoccupied with women who have red pubic hair. Samantha Power can not hide tha fact that her pubic hair is red and Hugo Chavez seems mesmerized by close up pix of her, Jan Crawford Greenburg, as well as Diane Swonk. Hugo Chavez is rumored to be in control of a couple of old Soviet nuclear subs that vanished during the Cuban missile crisis of October of 62. He also has an ongoing obsession with Hilary and Haylie Duff as well as Jodie Foster and Judy Greer. He continues to be fascinated by rumors that Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston due to her pungent female/anal odor. He is convinced that Jennifer Aniston is a closet lesbian who might be having and affair with Nicole Kidman.
Evo Morales as well as the Castro regime of Cuba continually feed him malicious gossip likethat of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. There are rumors that T. Boone Pickens might be behind this, along with several major oil and energy companies. An October of 62-type of incident might send oil prices sky high, thus allowing oil barons to start price gauging and it would lead to record profits.

tungcheehwa said...

I have googled Samantha Power Nigerian Times and I have to say that those postings are very accurate with regards to the mental health of Hugo Chavez. When Egon Krenz informed him that an all-out nuclear war would incinerate Venezuela as well, he simply could not connect the dots. He is only thinking about how Elizabeth Vargas loooks like naked. Egon Krenz was horrified by this disconnect on the part of Hugo Chavez. He has never seen Hilary Duff naked either and he rambled on an on about that fact. Egon Krenz was incredulous as to how bad Hugo Chavez has gotten.

Paul Mayom said...

I have googled Samantha Power Nigerian Times and I con not confirm the anti-Semitism remark, but the other postings are quite accurate, to the best of my knowledge. Hugo Chavez has had a long period of time in his life where there has been a a huge disconnect with relity. People have told Hugo Chavez that his obsessions with Hollywood women is going to cause a global nuclear war, yet he does not and can not comprehend the fact that he would get blown up along witht the rest of the planet. He is constantly thinking about Hollywood female nudity while conducting affairs of state. He has been secretly inciting the British navy as well as MI-6 to attack Argentina if it gets in the way of British oil exploration. Both Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are monitoring his strange behaviour. Hugo Chavez has publicly supported Argentina and the rest of Latin America against a possible resurgence of European imperialsim, including British oil exploration. Gordon Brown and the Spanish navy deliberately devised an incident in Gibralter last year to try and see where Hugo Chavez might go, and both Britain and Spain were aghast as to how easily Hugo Chavez wanted Britain to use nuclear weapons gainst the Spaniards. Tony Blair was informed of this and he was in a state of total shock. He spoke in a secret video conference with King Juan Carlos of Spain to let him know that Hugo Chavez was very sick man.
The Brits and the Spaniards have informed Hugo Chavez that under the treaty that was signed at the Peace at Utrecht in 1713-14, the Spanish thrown would go to the Bourbon dynasty, King Juan Carlos, and Britain would keep Gibralter as a consolation for not being able to prevent a Bourbon succession to the Spanish thrown. That is when Hugo Chavez verbally assaulted the King of Spain in November of 2007. Since then, both Britain nd Spain have been very concerned about the old Soviet nuclear subs that Hugo Chavez is rumored to have hidden somewhere along the coast of Venezuela.
MI-6, through the BBC, has planted pictures of Katty Kay with some grey hair. Hugo Chavez is constantly trying to find out what colour her pubic hair might be. Westernn intelligence agencies have noticed that he is constantly searching for updated images of her hair or possible nudes that were supposedly taken of Katty Kay by ambassador Jospeh Wilson. They noticed increased chatter between Venezulean agents and FARC when Hugo Chavez is searching the web.
This is a very fragile situation. He is now constantly trying to find nudes of Hilary and Haylie Duff while Venezuela continues to exhort Iran to develop nuclear potential.

Zhu Rongji said...

I have googled Samantha Power Nigerian Times and I have to agree with those postings.Hugo Chavez was in the People's Republic of China in August of 2006. He had an inordinate obsession with the color of female pubic hair. He had pictures of Jennifer Granholm and he noticed that she might be a true blonde with real blonde pubes. He telephoned the Central Intelliligence Oranization of Zimbabwe from ther People's Republic because he wanted to see how the Zimabwean navy was doing with their ultra-secret project of a mini submarine able to navigate rivers as well as the high seas.
Hugo Chavez was contemplating sending this Zimbabawean sub to bait the American coast guard in the Great Lakes in order to get Jennifer Granholm to notice Hugo Chavez and his military and political acumen. Hugo Chavez has used his oil wealth to secretly develop small subs for the Bolivian and Zimbabwean navies. Nobody is sure exactly how these subs are making it out into the open ocean. It remains a msytery that neither CIA or MI-6 can solve. They appear and disappear mysteriously on the high seas.
Those postings on Samnatha Power Nigerian Times are very accurate with repect to the ongoing emotional disturbances of Hugo Chavez. I hear that Samantha Power is furious that the National Security Council staff reads those postings and have to discuss them because it involves herself naked (her red pubic hair) and her sexual behaviour.

Hu Shigen said...

I hav ebeen hearing rumors that Mishal Husain of BBC News was present and got to witness the capture of Foday Sankoh. She called British forces to stay away for a while so she could watch him be stripped and paraded naked through the streets. Hugo Chavez was informed of this by Daniel Ortega and has been obsessed with the Playgirl fetsih and Mishal Husain for quite some time.

Wen Jiabao said...

Dana Perino, Mishal Husain and Norah O'Donnell are business partners in a fetish that caters to Asian and Middle Eastern women. They have several large private properties where these women get together in small groups and they watch a naked man run around while cowgrils on horseback lasso him around the waist. The cowgirls toy with the naked man until he is exhausted and can no longer run around naked. Then they take turns at hand painting his bare ass and back. Hilary and Haylie Duff have used their Texas ranch connections to set up some of these private shows.
Elizabeth Vargas and Michelle Tuzee was well as Kate Snow have also witnessed these events and have been involved in the event planning stages. They all get a cut at these live female dominatrix events. Some very wealthy male CEOs also like to encourage their wives and girfriends to watch in order to spice up their relationships.
Since all the women that watch these shows have vast fortunes, it has made for quite a profitable business venture. Hugo Chavez has been hearing rumors about these shows through OPEC oil ministers. Hugo Chavez is mesmerized by the idea and has contacted Lilibeth Morillo of Alma Indomable to see if she would like to partake. Lilibeth Morillo was said to be rather amazed by such a business venture and the potential profit margins that rich Latin American women could realize.
Hugo Chavez is somewhat lost as to how to get these women to notice him. Nuclear disasters and wild world oil price fluctuations have not worked for him. He is considering racheting up his submarine program to bait the American Navy and Coast Guard.

tungcheehwa said...

Erika Miller of Nightly Buisness Report has been using her Asian contacts to recruit Asian women as well as women form the Pacific Rim who enjoy female dominatrix shows. Erika Miller gets a % off of every contributor. Some very rich and powerful women enjoy watching naked men getting spanked and lassoed. Erika Miller has also been instrumnetal in recruiting male models to go along for the show. The male models get paid well but some do it for very liitle money because of the honor and pleasure of partcipating in dominatrix events. Hilary Duff recently visited Colombia in order to antagonize Hugo Chavez and to satisfy her Mafia connections. Hilary Duff owes the Gambino and Patriarca families a great deal for her fame and fortune. The Gambinos and Patriarcas have quite a coke trade with Colombia.
Haylie Duff is said to have connections inside the Milano crime family of Los Angeles as well as some coke cartels in Latin America, but she adamantly denies it.

Giselle Roberge Agee said...

I keep hearing rumors that Hugo Chavez is now obsessed with Val Zavala of public television. Amy Goodman told me in secret that Val Zavala was astonished when Hugo Chavez wanted to donate oil money to PBS form private Cayman accounts so she would notice him. Silvio Berlsuconi has been appraised of this because Hugo Chavez is reported to want to emulate him in his sexual scandals. That was part of the reason he squeezed Carla Bruni on the ass that one time. Hugo Chavez thought Silvio Berlusconi would be impressed by his squeezing Carla Bruni's ass. Hilary and Haylie Duff are also part of Hugo Chavez and his starneg obsessions. He thought grabbing Carla Bruni on the ass would get them to notice him. Hilary Duff went to Colombia and Hugo Chavez thinks that she is flirting with him in secret. Hugo Chavez is not doing very well.

Ai Weiwei said...

Silvio Berlusconi had heart palpitations when he had secret video conferences with Tony Blair and Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero regarding Hugo Chavez and his small Soviet fleet of nuclear subs. The Brits and the Spaniards told him that the Italian navy might be in danger of attacks by Zimbabwean or Bolivian river boats.Hugo Chavez is aslo allowing Vnezuela to be a secret port for Zimbabwean and Bolivian subs. Each submarine is about 50-60 feet long and has a crew of about 6-8 sailors. One Zimbabwean submarine has been detected near the coast of Michigan because Hugo Chavez finds Jennifer Granholm to be very sexy and loves her hair and butt. The US Coast Gaurd in the Lakes is in total disarray because they are being baited by a Zimbabwean naval vessel. Private boaters in the Great Lakes have seen some type of mysterious small sub flying a strange flag that is described to be the flag of Zimbabwe. Evo morales and Robert mugabe adamantly deny any knwoledge of this. However, their denials are considered to be just as credible as the denial that Obama's attacks on Wall Street are coincidental with the SEC giving Goldman Sachs a public spanking. It is laughable. Robert Mugabe and Evo Morales claim to not have access to the high seas. However, they will not comment on Venezuela's ports. Zimbabwean and Bolivian river boats are said to be disgiused as 60-80 foot yachts until they get out into open ocean and patrol the coasts of the UK and the US in order to impress Hollywood women. Egon Krenz proved to be a very reliable source for Leon Panetta.

Giselle Roberge Agee said...

things keep going from bad to worse with hugo chavez and his irrational obsession with celebrity and political women he finds sexually attractive. he again called egon krenz to inform him that a zimbabwean cyber attack is what caused the near debacle on wall street last week. he has contracted several zimbabwean and bolivian cyber hackers to infiltrate wall street and cause financial mayhem of unimaginable proportions
egon krenz was horrfied and again emailed leon panetta at cia.gov under the iraqi rewards program
egon krenz said that he does not like capitalism and that socialism is a much better system that will eventually prevail. however, causing deliberate economic disasters because he has never seen elizabeth vargas naked and wants her to notice him is incomprehensible to egon krenz. egen krenz repeatdly tried to reason with hugo chavez that destroying the wolrd financial system would not guarantee the triumph os socialism and that it would only cause incredible suffering. he said venezulea's economy would be devasted. hugo chvez only rambled on about whether elizabeth vargas has hairy beaver or not, whether her nipples are brown or slightly pink and whether her ass looks more like maria shriver's ass in a bikini...egon krenz was in a state of shock as to how hugo chavez could not make the connection that his actions could lead to a cataclysmic world event. nohting, no explanation could get hugo chavez to come to a more realistic view of world events.

tungcheehwa said...

hugo chavez has repeatedly tried to get the north and south korean navies to clash using his submarine fleet nopw composed of small 5060 foot subs from zimbabwe, bolivia bhutan and nepal to try and bait both navies to go at each other. he is also trying to leak a story that he might have inside knowledge of of the bp oil disaster in the mexican gulf.
he watches old episodes of sabrina the teenage witch and buffy the vampire slayer. he continues to hold on to the fantasy that they are secret lesbian lovers. he thinks that creating some type of military confrontation between north and south korea will get them to nocice him as a prominent world leader. he also continues to order zimbabwean subs to make appearences off the coast of michigan so jennifer granholm will remember him is brilliant military genius.
robert mugabe and evo morales strenuously deny that they have any knowledge of hugo chavez having control of their respective navies.

George Herbert Walker Charamba said...

Hugo Chavez has lost all touch with reality. Fidel and Raul Castro have called Egon Krenz to inform him that they are not behind the psychological malaise that seems to afflict Hugo Chavez. They admitted to Egon Krenz that they thought it would be a good idea for Hugo Chavez to learn ancient classical Greek as relaxation therapy, but they have not been inciting Hugo Chavez to learn classical Greek in order to get the attention of Jennifer Anistn or taunt and enrage senator Richard Shelby, because of his dislike of George Tenet. Hugo Chavez appears to be convinced that he can get Jennifer Aniston in bed by learning classical instead of modern Greek. He also has sent Venezuelan agents to Indian-adminsitered Kashmir to try and spark a nuclear confrontation between India and Pakistan that would bring in China on the side of Pakistan and Russia on the side of India. Hugo Chavez told Egon Krenz that Bollywood and Hollywood women would notice his political genius if he sparked a nculear crisis amongst those nations. Egon Krenz was incredulous when he again wrote letter to Leon Panetta detailing in horror the mania that Hugo Chavez can not seem to control. Hugo Chavez told Egon krenz that he should try and get Russian spy satellites to try and cathc Hialry and Haylie Duff naked. Some spy satellites can now catch most people showering in private and he is drooling over the prospect of seeing naked videos of Elizabeth Vargas, Molly Bingham, Norah O' Donnell, and Michelle Tuzee showering naked like Judy Greer in the movie Stricken. Egon Krenz and Leon Panetta are in utter shock as to how mentallly unbalanced Hugo Chavez has become.

Anonymous said...

Haylie Duff has a nicer ass and snatch than Hilary Duff.

tungcheehwa said...

fidel castro has been telling people in secret that the reason hilary duff does not look happy in these pix is because she had vaginitis when the pix were being taken.

Jiang Zemin said...

Michelle Tuzee, Kate Snow, Elizabeth Vargas, Daljit Dhaliwal, Norah O' Donnell, Campbell Brown, Kate Noble, and Dana Perino were invited by Bo Xilai and other Chinese officilas to witness and film the naked stripping and parading of Foday Sankoh. Chinese and North Korean officials had advanced knowledge fot his event.

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